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Sometimes guy fish are busy. Sometimes they’re lazy or on vacation perhaps. And sometimes they’re exploring new looks. Maybe trying to “catch” a lady fish? Whatever the reason, they sometimes don’t shave for a while and, voila, the Whisker Fish! This new addition to the Captain Kenny Collection marks the first appearance of the elusive Whisker Fish in our T-shirt lineup. As an added bonus, The Kenny Cart logo is shown in glowing silhouette on the back. And both sleeves are adorned with additional imagery including the Captain’s signature and our friend The Crabster! Available in both White and a soft Heather Gray, this unisex T is chock full of Captain Kenny Aloha.

Blue “Whisker Fish” Short Sleeve

The Gildan 64000 makes for a great staple t-shirt that compliments any outfit. It’s made of a heavier cotton and the double-stitched neckline and sleeves give it more durability, so it can become an everyday favorite.

  • 100% ring-spun cotton*
  • Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
  • Pre-shrunk for extra durability
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

*Sport grey color is 90% ring-spun cotton / 10% polyester

The male model is wearing a size M. He’s 6.2 feet (190 cm) tall, chest circumference 37.7” (96 cm), waist circumference 33.4” (85 cm).

T-shirt colors: White & Heather Grey

Retail $30

Shipping; $5 per item for Continental US and Hawaii.

“IN GOD WE FISHING” Red Heartfish Short Sleeve

Short Sleeve Unisex Soft-Style T-Shirt

Of all the wonderful and bewildering things that Captain Kenny would say, “In God We Fishing” is perhaps the most inspired and profound. It’s certainly the most famous. A fisherman himself, and a true believer, Kenny’s unofficial motto holds a special place in his story and in the history of his art career. It’s left to us to decipher it’s meaning. He never elaborated. And to each who hear or read it, it means different things. But to all, and to Captain Kenny, it’s simple message is universal. The Captain would regularly include the motto on his paintings and drawings. It was his message to us. His personal greeting. He also wrote “Aloha” on most of his work. We are proud to add the “IN GOD WE FISHING” Red Heartfish T-shirt to our line. The shirt also shows a “Kenny Cart” silhouette on the right sleeve and Kenny’s customary “Good Luck” wish on the left sleeve. The back is plain with an outside “Captain Kenny Creation” patch/logo in red at the neckline.
  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Fabric weight: 4.5 oz (153 g/m2)
  • 30 singles
  • Tear-away label
  • Pre-shrunk
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

The Gildan 64000 makes for a great staple t-shirt. It’s made of a heavier cotton and the double-stitched neckline and sleeves give it more durability. It’s part of Gildan’s Softstyle line, so it’s softer and more fitted than some of Gildan’s other t-shirt models.

Available in sizes Men’s S, M, L, XL, XXL, XXL

T-shirt colors: White, Sport Grey

Retail $25

Shipping; $5 per item for Continental US and Hawaii.

Women’s Red “JUST MAUI’D Heartfish” Short Sleeve

Show your MAUI Aloha by wearing your Captain Kenny “JUST MAUI’D” T-Shirt featuring his famous “Heartfish” couple (“Mama Got Lips. Papa Got Teeth!”) across your back! The “Starfish” is shown on the front above the “Captain Kenny Creation” patch logo. The front of the ladies’ version boasts the romantic “Psychedelic Moray Eels” and the Captain’s signature below the “Kenny Cart” trademark logo. This bright, lightweight, soft, and comfortable T will become a favorite. And, like all Captain Kenny objects of art, it will bring you instant “good luck” at no extra charge!

You can’t help but feel great in this fashionable, feminine cut, ring-spun tee from Anvil. It’s soft, light and will hold up to repeated washings. Made of 100% combed ring-spun cotton, except for heather grey (contains 10% polyester).

  • 100% combed ring-spun cotton
  • 30 singles thread weight
  • Classic semi-contoured silhouette with side seam
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Seamed collarette
  • Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
  • Tear away label
  • Fabric weight: 4.5 oz.

Available in sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL

T-shirt colors: White, Spring Yellow, Heather Gray

Retail $30

Shipping; $5 per item for Continental US and Hawaii.

Red “JUST MAUI’D Heartfish” Short Sleeve

Short Sleeve Unisex Soft-Style T-Shirt

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Fabric weight: 4.5 oz (153 g/m2)
  • 30 singles
  • Tear-away label
  • Pre-shrunk
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

The Gildan 64000 makes for a great staple t-shirt. It’s made of a heavier cotton and the double-stitched neckline and sleeves give it more durability. It’s part of Gildan’s Softstyle line, so it’s softer and more fitted than some of Gildan’s other t-shirt models.

Available in sizes Men’s S, M, L, XL, XXL, XXL

T-shirt colors: Black, White

Retail $25

Shipping; $5 per item for Continental US and Hawaii.

Women’s Blue “JUST MAUI’D Heartfish” Short Sleeve

Available in sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL

T-shirt colors: White, Spring Yellow, Heather Gray

Retail $30

Shipping; $5 per item for Continental US and Hawaii.

Blue “JUST MAUI’D Heartfish” Short Sleeve

Available in sizes Men’s S, M, L, XL, XXL, XXL

T-shirt colors: Navy, White

Retail $25

Shipping; $5 per item for Continental US and Hawaii.

Red “JUST MAUI’D” Heartfish” Long Sleeve

Long Sleeve Unisex Soft-Style T-Shirt

This long-sleeved version of the LA Apparel 20001 tee is a winning mix of comfort and casual cool. The shirt is 100% cotton, except in the color Heather Grey which contains 10% polyester.

  • 100% ring-spun combed cotton
  • 30 singles thread weight
  • Baby rib collar and cuffs
  • Tear-away label
  • Made in the USA

Available in sizes Men’s S, M, L, XL, XXL, XXL

T-shirt colors: White, Heather Grey

Retail $35

Shipping; $5 per item for Continental US and Hawaii.

Blue “JUST MAUI’D Heartfish” Long Sleeve

Long Sleeve Unisex Soft-Style T-Shirt

Available in sizes Men’s S, M, L, XL, XXL, XXL

T-shirt colors: Navy, White

Retail $35

Shipping; $5 per item for Continental US and Hawaii.

Red "CRABSTER" short sleeve

Short Sleeve Unisex Soft-Style T-Shirt

As Captain Kenny explained it, the CRABSTER is the “love child” of the Crab and the Lobster. Likely only found in the waters, and watering holes, in and around the Hawaiian Islands, this elusive creature has only ever been captured on canvas directly from the mind of Captain Kenny. There is no record of any CRABSTER ever being caught by divers, in a net, or in a CRABSTER pot. You can’t find a CRABSTER cocktail being served anywhere. CRABSTER Louie? Nope. CRABSTER cakes? Forget about it. But now…..thanks to the miracle of “The Captain Kenny Collection”, the CRABSTER is available to adorn your next Captain Kenny T-shirt!! Hurry! Before it gets away!!
  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Fabric weight: 4.5 oz (153 g/m2)
  • 30 singles
  • Tear-away label
  • Pre-shrunk
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

The Gildan 64000 makes for a great staple t-shirt. It’s made of a heavier cotton and the double-stitched neckline and sleeves give it more durability. It’s part of Gildan’s Softstyle line, so it’s softer and more fitted than some of Gildan’s other t-shirt models.

Available in sizes Men’s S, M, L, XL, XXL, XXL

T-shirt colors: White, Black

Retail $25

Shipping; $5 per item for Continental US and Hawaii.

Red "CRABSTER" long sleeve

Long Sleeve Unisex Soft-Style T-Shirt

This long-sleeved version of the LA Apparel 20001 tee is a winning mix of comfort and casual cool. The shirt is 100% cotton, except in the color Heather Grey which contains 10% polyester.

  • 100% ring-spun combed cotton
  • 30 singles thread weight
  • Baby rib collar and cuffs
  • Tear-away label
  • Made in the USA

T-shirt colors: White, Heather Gray

Retail $35

Shipping; $5 per item for Continental US and Hawaii.

Blue "CRABSTER" short sleeve

T-shirt colors: White, Navy

Retail $25

Shipping; $5 per item for Continental US and Hawaii.

Blue "CRABSTER" long sleeve

Long Sleeve Unisex Soft-Style T-Shirt

T-shirt colors: White, Navy

Retail $35

Shipping; $5 per item for Continental US and Hawaii.

Red "CRABSTER" tank top

  • 100% fine jersey
  • Banded arm and head holes
  • Direct-to-garment printing
  • Made in the USA, sweatshop-free
  • Fabric weight 4.3 oz/yd² (146 g/m²)

T-shirt colors: White, Heather Grey

Retail $30

Shipping; $5 per item for Continental US and Hawaii.

Blue "Kenny CART" short sleeve

Silhouetted against the West Maui skyline, Captain Kenny is depicted on the back of this distinctive T-shirt as he guides his mobile studio/gallery/supply wagon shopping cart (borrowed from Nagasako Market) on his daily commute. With his cart chock full of paintings, drawings, food, drink, art supplies, drink, knick-knacks, magazines, food, a radio, and bags of extra food and drink, Captain Kenny would navigate the streets of Lahaina on his way to and from “work”. From his humble home on Luakini Street he’d set out most everyday to create and market his whimsical artwork down by the beach where he would park under the shadiest tree and set up shop. From the late 1970’’s to the mid 1990’s the sight of Captain Kenny with his pant cuffs secured with diaper pins, a towel draped around his neck, and his watch diaper pinned to the front of his shirt on his merry way to or from somewhere, pushing a shopping cart, was a familiar sight. Often you could hear him coming from blocks away as he sang, belched, or did his impressions of fog horns, fighter planes, or ham radio/walkie-talkie transmissions. With one or more of these attractive shirts you’ll be instrumental in helping to keep Captain Kenny’s legend and memory on the road. With his famous motto, “In God We Fishing,” shown on the front and available in three different colors/designs, our new Captain Kenny “Kenny Cart” shirts are sure to convey some serious Aloha.
  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Fabric weight: 4.5 oz (153 g/m2)
  • 30 singles
  • Tear-away label
  • Pre-shrunk
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

The Gildan 64000 Unisex Softstyle makes for a great staple t-shirt. It’s made of a premium cotton and the double-stitched neckline and sleeves give it more durability. It’s part of Gildan’s Softstyle line, so it’s softer and more fitted than some of Gildan’s other t-shirt models.

Available in sizes Men’s S, M, L, XL, XXL, XXL

T-shirt colors: White

Retail $25

Shipping; $5 per item for Continental US and Hawaii.

Gold "Kenny CART" short sleeve

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Fabric weight: 4.5 oz (153 g/m2)
  • 30 singles
  • Tear-away label
  • Pre-shrunk
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

The Gildan 64000 Unisex Softstyle makes for a great staple t-shirt. It’s made of a premium cotton and the double-stitched neckline and sleeves give it more durability. It’s part of Gildan’s Softstyle line, so it’s softer and more fitted than some of Gildan’s other t-shirt models.

Available in sizes Men’s S, M, L, XL, XXL, XXL

T-shirt colors: Black

Retail $25

Shipping; $5 per item for Continental US and Hawaii.

Green "Kenny CART" short sleeve

Available in sizes Men’s S, M, L, XL, XXL, XXL

T-shirt colors: Navy

Retail $25

Shipping; $5 per item for Continental US and Hawaii.

Blue "Kenny CART" long sleeve

Long Sleeve Unisex Soft-Style T-Shirt This long-sleeved version of the LA Apparel 20001 tee is a winning mix of comfort and casual cool. The shirt is 100% cotton, except in the color Heather Grey which contains 10% polyester.

  • 100% ring-spun combed cotton
  • 30 singles thread weight
  • Baby rib collar and cuffs
  • Tear-away label
  • Made in the USA

Available in sizes Men’s S, M, L, XL, XXL, XXL

T-shirt colors: Asphalt, White

Retail $35

Shipping; $5 per item for Continental US and Hawaii.

Red "Kenny Glow CART" long sleeve

Long Sleeve Unisex Soft-Style T-Shirt

Available in sizes Men’s S, M, L, XL, XXL, XXL

T-shirt colors: Asphalt, White

Retail $40

Shipping; $5 per item for Continental US and Hawaii.

Red "HEARTFISH" short sleeve

Short Sleeve Unisex Soft-Style T-Shirt

The “Heartfish” are among the most endearing of all the Captain’s characters. This happy couple are a match made in the mind of the artist. “Mama got lips. Papa got teeth!” Here they are joined by the Starfish as they swim lovingly together in harmony. Happy as a clam. It’s common knowledge that all of Captain Kenny’s characters bring good fortune to those who see them but as a bonus the Starfish is known to provide an extra dose of luck! On the front of this T-shirt, Captain Kenny’s most famous and profound slogans is shown (reproduced from his own handwriting), “In God We Fishing”. Amen to that.
  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Fabric weight: 4.5 oz (153 g/m2)
  • 30 singles
  • Tear-away label
  • Pre-shrunk
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

The Gildan 64000 Unisex Softstyle makes for a great staple t-shirt. It’s made of a premium cotton and the double-stitched neckline and sleeves give it more durability. It’s part of Gildan’s Softstyle line, so it’s softer and more fitted than some of Gildan’s other t-shirt models.

Available in sizes Men’s S, M, L, XL, XXL, XXL

T-shirt colors: White, Black

Retail $25

Shipping; $5 per item for Continental US and Hawaii.